urban ku # 190 ~ a mini rant & a question

Main Street - Lake Placid • click to embiggenJust because it was so damn pleasant last evening, the wife and I went out for a light dinner and a bit of walk on Main Street and I must say, it was delightful. The weather, the food, the views, and the wife's company were all together near perfect.
There was, however, one fly in the ointment.
As is my wont, I was adorned with 2 cameras. The only difference being that now, those 2 cameras are of the "pro" model variety - each with a battery grip attached. Which means that I can no longer float like a butterfly and sting like a bee since I have 2 anvils draped from my neck and/or shoulders. Other than a small amount of physical discomfort, the most annoying side effect of toting these behemoths around is the propensity for complete strangers to feel that they must comment on them - "Whoa! Those are some cameras you got there!", is the most oft heard exclamation.
This would not be a totally bad thing if it helped me to pick up chicks, but, alas, it's almost always men who comment. I'm still waiting for the sound of a Mae West type voice asking, "Hey big boy, is that spare batteries you're carrying, or are you just glad to see me?"
That said, what all this set me to thinking about was another of my gripes about digital dslrs, especially "pro" dslrs.
I used to think that my trusty Nikon F3 with motor drive attached was a big thing. Not so, when compared to a pro dslr. And, my Nikon FM with motor drive looks like some kind of mini-cam by comparison. What's up with that? Aren't we living in the wondrous age of miniaturization?
Let's consider my Olympus cameras. Olympus makes some of the smallest dlsrs on the planet. In fact, they claim that their new 420 is the smallest and the about to be introduced full feature-ladened 520 is not much bigger. So, it's readily apparent (and not just from Olympus) that good things can come in small packages. I mean, the 520 has all the goodies one could ever want - a flawless dust removal feature, in-camera IS, live view, a nice size LCD, programmable everything, etc., etc.
So why is it, when Olympus (and others) makes a pro dslr, it becomes the incredible hulk?
Sure, it's weather sealed and built to demolition derby survivable standards. And (I think this is a big part of the problem) it has a computer brain in it - if the Nikon F3 in its day had the same computer power, it would have required an 18-wheeler to move it around - that can do everything but butter toast.
Sure, but here's the rub - as a photo pro, I don't need or want a computer brain in my camera that can do everything but butter toast. I'm a pro. I can work miracles with a light sensitive surface (film or sensor) and manual shutter, aperture, and focus controls. That it. That's all I need. In fact, that's all I want so that I don't have to muck around through a veritable rat's nest of features and options.
It seems to me that, not unlike every other electronic device on the market (don't get me started on cell phones), camera manufacturer's design departments are run by their marketing department. Everything must be loaded up with every conceivable option (and gimmick) on the planet just to impress the rubes and, I suspect, just because it can be done..
I also suspect that there are a fair number of pros and advanced amateurs out there who would be very willing to pay a fair amount more for hell of a lot less - a rugged, semi-compact, 'stripped-down' camera that has the best feature of all, the capability to just do it.
How about you? Would you prefer a simple, compact, pro quality dslr?
Now you'll have to excuse me. I have to go drive around in my car and communicate with a satellite that is orbiting the earth just so I can find the exact GPS coordinates of place to get a manicure.

Featured Comment: Anil Rao wrote: "Why on earth were you hanging two cameras around your neck during that outing? Wouldn't just one be enough?"
My response: One camera would, indeed, be enough but; a) I was deep in the comparo mode - Oly E-3 v Pentax K20D, and, 2) how else would the wife recognize me if we were to be separated?