civilized ku # 169 ~ if I had a boat

Nice and tidy ~ Glen Island, NYC • click to embiggen

The mystery masked man was smart
He got himself a Tonto
'Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free
But Tonto he was smarter
And one day said kemo sabe
Kiss my ass I bought a boat
I'm going out to sea

And if I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
Me upon my pony on my boat ~ Lyle Lovett, from If I Had a Boat

Comments

[Mike]

All this "stuff". Really, really want one of those and all the problems that go with it? Fees, repairs, hassles and then you are obliged to go out and "enjoy" it. And it eats fuel by the ton!